Storymatic Studios
Storymatic Onesie: Person who can talk to cows
A special request that comes from one of the Storymatic Kids cards, this onesie is perfect for little ones who gurgle with purpose, coo with conviction, and perhaps understand more than they let on.
Please note that this shirt is printed when you order it, so allow a little extra time for delivery. Onseies ship separately from other Storymatic products. Shipping is free for onesies. Right now, onesies are only available in the U.S. Moo!
Everything you might want to know about sizing, materials, and how to keep your item looking great is right here.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | |
| 3-6m | 9 3/8 | 20-25 | 12-16 |
| 6-12m | 9 7/8 | 25-28 | 16-22 |
| 12-18m | 10 3/8 | 28-30 | 22-27 |
| 18-24m | 10 7/8 | 30-32 | 27-30 |
Materials
- 100% combed, ring-spun airlume cotton jersey
- Heather colors: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Side-seamed construction
- Envelope neckline
- Three-snap leg closure
- Printed in the US using blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Care & Washing
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with like colors and mild detergent
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary; no fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life (and because sunshine is nice).
- If ironing, use a cool setting and turn inside out. Do not iron the text.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping
- Apparel items (like shirts, onesies, and aprons) are printed to order and may ship separately from other Storymatic products.
- Please allow a little extra time for production and delivery.
- Shipping is free on all apparel items.
- Printed and fulfilled in the US using blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US.
We like to reward people who bring more creativity into the world. Here are a few ways to save when you order more or share your stories and creations:
Bundle & Save
The more you get, the more you save. Use these codes at checkout:
- Buy One, Get One 10% Off — Use code STORYMATIC
- Buy Two, Get One 15% Off — Use code SYNAPSIS
- Buy Three, Get One 25% Off — Use code REMEMORY
Discounts apply to the lowest-priced item. Codes can’t be combined. Offers valid only on this website.
Share & Save
Post a Storymatic photo and tag us with #MyStorymatic on Instagram, Facebook, Threads, or Bluesky. If we feature your post, we’ll send you a code for 20% off your next order!
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